singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I understand Curling. That high.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
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