OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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