She went from zero to smokin in five shots
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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