What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
people are starting to question the shark bite story
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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