is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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