Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
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We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
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he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
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