miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
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Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
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Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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