Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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