so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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