Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
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New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
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in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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