are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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