As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
