Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Randomize
