I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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