okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
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I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
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We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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