I hate all girls vehemently.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
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