Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
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you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
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Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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