Jerry, you need to find god
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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