She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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