She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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