physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
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