Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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