Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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