Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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