HIV tests are more positive than that guy
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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