dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
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