I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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