I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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