She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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