i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
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i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
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Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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