So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I FOUND THE LEGS
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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