U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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