So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I'm both gender and math confused
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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