Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
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I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
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and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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