She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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