So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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