I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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