Small penises have feelings too.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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