i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
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She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
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Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions