names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
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Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
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Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz