Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...