C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
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She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
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Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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