Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
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we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
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Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
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