Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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