Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
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After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
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It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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