You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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