I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
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I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
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You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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