im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
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I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
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In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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