Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
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I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
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You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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