We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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