Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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