just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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