I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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