omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
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you will always have a special place in my vag
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
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We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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