where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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