Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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