Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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