We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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